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Are u striving Hard????????
A good story for all of us to follow in our careers and social
life...........very true
Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys.
Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.
Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other.
It always tried to pull the washerman's attraction over it by taking
more load and walking fast in front of him.
Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of
the washerman's presence. After a period of time, Washerman started
pressurizing Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to walk
fast, got continuous punishment from washerman. It was crying and told
personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here, why to
compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".
That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to
washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.
Obviously happier washerman looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he
started kicking Donkey-B. Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more
load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for Donkey-B and
it couldn't act that way....But the washerman was frustrated, so he
harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell
down hopelessly.
Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying more
load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being
carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast. For some period it
did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and started feeling the pain.
But washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but
couldn't cope up with his owners demand. The Washerman got angry with
Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was
crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the
owner's satisfaction. Finally the day came when due to frustration the
washerman killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.
Its an endless story..........
But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,
"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable.... Always
Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of your Boss
and never try for getting over-credit...
Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure.. "
It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always DONKEY
And most importantly, Never Work Hard, Work Cleverly..... "Success is a
journey not a destination"
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FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and BLONDEfrom Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common Question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind.
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
BLONDE : Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear blonde's reply, asked) "WHY"?
BLONDE: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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poetry
Eh kosey athru akhiyaan de ajj yaad teri wich kirde ne main lakh samjhaya ihna nu eh baagi hoye firde ne............ jadd taithon si main door gayi palkaan wich sabh si luko liya main jaan dein nu firdi haan eh amar karan nu firde ne......... main baagi ho iss dunia tou teri jogan ban reh gayi haan main har vakfe nu dafnaani haan eh navi gajhal bana deinde ne............. ajj jindyaan ch na main mariyaan ch fir vi hukum rajai mann di haan din bhar taan hai guzar jaanda eh raat nu jeebaanh ud de ne........... eh kosey athru akhiyaan de har roz ..tainuu yaad karde ne..........
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What will happen " if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !"
............ ......... ....
Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Himayatnagar, Hyderabad
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India
s/w engg 2: Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Amberpet
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Amberpet. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyd.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Bhongir...
He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned to
settle in Hyd itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!
s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
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SCENE 5
A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)
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Legal orLlogical
After he got a 'C' in his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a junior executive on the MBA programme goes and confronts his professor about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are and go. If you do'nt, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, sounds reasonable. So, what is the question?" Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?" Even after some long and hard thought, the professor cannot figure out the answer and, therefore, changes his exam marks to an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "It's quite simple, Sir. You are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover which is logical but not legal. That you have given your wife's lover an "A" when he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical!" |
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I love you
I woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. I forced myself to open my eyes, and the first thing I saw was couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. I sat down and saw my clothing in front of me, all clean and pressed. Realize
I looked around the room and saw that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. I took the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So I went to the kitchen and sure enough there was this hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. My son was also at the table, eating. I asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
My son said, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
Totally Confused, I asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
My son replied, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!! leave me alone! I'm married! I love my wife"
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