Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and BLONDEfrom Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common Question was asked to all 4 of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind.

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

BLONDE : Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear blonde's reply, asked) "WHY"?

BLONDE: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!